when i become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog 

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plottwist:

what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things 

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whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties

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40daydreams:

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

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3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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c-onverse: ch-erri: Ass ass ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass ass Ass ass ass ass ass Stop…..now make that motherf*cker hammer time like… city-skins:                     ^^This. 

c-onverse:

ch-erri:

Ass ass ass ass ass

Ass ass ass ass ass

Ass ass ass ass ass

Stop…..now make that motherf*cker hammer time like…

city-skins:
           
          ^^This. 

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bedazzledburka: Hello would you be interested in learning about the Mormon faith?

bedazzledburka:

Hello would you be interested in learning about the Mormon faith?

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